Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage, and spam.
Because it doesn't have as much rat in it.
Here's the email I received:
-----Original Message-----
From: Customs Service [mailto:tefuquay@uasys.edu]
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 1:20 AM
To: Alan McBee
Subject: Customs - We have received a parcel for you
Good afternoon,
We have received a parcel for you, sent from France on July 9. Please fill out the customs declaration attached to this message and send it to us by mail or fax. The address and the fax number are at the bottom of the declaration form.
Kind regards,
Christa Burns
Your Customs Service
And here was my reply:
From: Alan McBee
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 8:00 PM
To: 'Customs Service'
Subject: RE: Customs - We have received a parcel for you
Oh, gosh. A parcel for me! Thank goodness I'm gullible and completely trusting of every email I get, or I might think this was a scam.
Here's my condition: I'll send you my filled-in customs declaration, just as soon as you email me scanned color copies of your birth certificate, Social Security Card, or Naturalized Citizenship Papers, and current Drivers License (all those with front and back, please!) so that I can verify that you are a real, honest-to-goodness "Customs Service". (Don't you mean a Customs Service Agent?). I'm sure you'll trust me to protect your personal, private information, since you wouldn't ask me to trust you with mine unless you were a real Customs Service, right?
Whew! That was fun. Let's do this again sometime.
->A
Spam rats. Pish.